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TONY'S PIZZA PALACE
✨ THE #1 BEST PIZZA IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD ✨
(probably)
About Us!!!
Welcome to Tony's Pizza Palace, where the pizza is RED, the sauce is GREEN, and the cheese is BLUE (don't ask). We have been serving the community sense 19?? and we are family owned and operated by Tony (and sometimes his cousin Big Mike when Tony is at the track).
⭐ 5 STARS ON YELP (we wrote them ourselves) ⭐
📜 OUR MENU 📜
| Item | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Cheese Pizza | just cheese | $8.99 or $42 idk |
| Pepperoni Pizza | cheese pizza but with the pepperoni on it | MARKET PRICE |
| The Tony Special | whatever is in the fridge | $?? |
| Pineapple Anchovy | do NOT order this we are begging | $3.50 |
| Spaghetti | noodles + the red stuff | $11 |
| Garlic Knots (6) | comes with 4 | $5.99 |
| Coke | it's Pepsi | $3 |
📍 FIND US 📍
123 Main St, behind the laundromat, next to the other pizza place (we are the one with the broken neon sign)
HOURS: Open when we feel like it. Closed Tuesdays. Also Mondays. Sometimes Wednesdays. Definitely closed during the big game.
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